Man Passes Self Administered Sobriety Test, Drives Away

A lone man walked awkwardly out of a restaurant last night and paused by his car before self administering a sobriety test. He attempted to hold his arms out and touch his nose, to walk the painted line at the edge of his parking slot, and to stand on a single leg for some length of time. He did not appear to do particularly well with any of the tests and stumbled noticeably during the one leg test. He then took a seat against the side of his car and appeared to take a nap. Another patron leaving the restaurant stepped over and asked if he was doing all right.
He responded that he was 'doing great'.
Moments later the man and his vehicle were gone.