Injured Man Ruins Computer

A man on crutches due to a recently broken ankle had grown tired of relying on others to do everything for him. As a result he attempted to retrieve himself a drink refill at lunch. In trying to manage his crutches while holding the glass with his fingertips he lost his balance and fell. The glass and it's contents landed on the table and a large amount of soda fell on his open laptop computer. He tried to hurriedly clean it, but the computer stopped responding to commands shortly thereafter. The man briefly considered throwing himself through a plate glass window. He reconsidered. Whether this decision will be to his or anyone else's benefit is yet to be determined.
He did however manage to update his blog on time.