Things I Heard Today Which Made It Hard To Maintain My Train Of Thought

Man: So, I don't understand why you suddenly think you're a liberal.
New Liberal: Because I hate Wal-Mart and I wouldn't have voted for Bush.
Man: And that makes you liberal?
New Liberal: I think so. (long pause) I guess I should sell my truck.

Girl: Would you guys rather be able to fly or read minds?
Boy and Other Girl: Read minds. Definitely.
Girl: Me too. (pause) And I'd also want to fly.

Teen: And I also got this calendar. It's a Spongebob calendar. I'm not big on Spongebob, but they won't be getting any more I Love Lucy ones until Monday and I'm going to need to know what day it is before Monday.

[ed. note - Experiment alert. Monday's entry is in your hands. Just put a single word in the comments and somehow that will become Monday's entry. Should keep us all from having to endure any more crap about 'bat people'. If there's no one reading and no one gives me a word I'll just hit myself in the head repeatedly with a dictionary Sunday night until I pass out and whatever word I see after coming to will have to do.]