Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Celebrity Death Pool: Long Odds Items

Dionne Warwick trampled by hippies - 50 to 1

Don Rickles fatally struck by frisbee with his picture on it - 10,000 to 1

Elton John fails to heed the following warning in his new Baby Grand Piano: Thank you for purchasing this Baby Grand Piano. Do not load this Baby Grand Piano with bread or butter. Doing so may result in serious injury or death. - 50,000 to 1

Dick Cheney gives stirring eulogy at Dionne Warwick's funeral, declares undying love, jumps on casket, is buried alive - 1,000,000 to 1

Ashley Simpson falls from stacks while getting book at library - 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 to 1

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